What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

When gallery photos are deleted at the same time, why are Google photos also deleted?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Yes sir it is.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Can you explain the difference between an ego, soul, mind, and consciousness?

HELLO

After a few moments he returns.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Why do Trumpers and MAGA Republicans care who is trans and who is gay ECT? If they didn't have a personal interest in transgenderism it shouldn't matter so much then, right?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Are fanservice-y characters (i.e. Lara Croft, Tifa Lockhart) immediately bad?

{RING} {RING}

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Sure no problem officer.

Why do some straight men like to suck dick but don't find other males attractive?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.